I shimmy and shake…

I wake and bake.

Bagging some superga trainers for £15 booom

Coco pops…lord of the rings…jade ireland…fookin drunk. Bosssssssssssssssssssssssss

single again.

Talk to me world

Got into York, cannot wait for October!! 

Just casually enjoying the new bloc party album, streaming that shit…as you do

But more importantly reminiscing about how amaziang the new songs were live a couple of months ago. Oh yeahhhh

Suffering from realness 

LEEDS HERE I COME

My tickets arrived!!!!!!!!!!! 

Cos I can

Cos Im a man

Cos Im 18 at fucking last!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

blog blog bloging from welsh wales right now. 

Did you miss my hot breathe on your ear??

Nahh thought not ya cunts but anyways I have returned from land of heat that is crete to land of rain, which is a bit of a pain! 

So Ill see all ma peepees in a weeks time, meanwhile if you visit eskimobatman land at any point while im preoccupied becoming a drunkard black man, you will be greeted by what can only be described as a mediocre  que but no fear, normal superb service will be back….eventually…unless I die…in which case I love you all…lol jk wanna be indie kidz forevs grunge sucks balls you weren’t there man you don’t know. SEE YA LATER FUCKAS 

I find giving the finger to people who walk past my house entertaining enough…but when I’m dressed in a penguin onsie, its unreal. 

I have no more A Levels and Im off to manchester to watch Bloc Party. 

And so..let summer commence! 

Well that was traumatic